February 2011
That moment when you walk into school.
stormsoffabledforeigntongues:
January 2011
Unicorns do exist. A unicorn = a single piece of...
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
Am i the only one who went and bought Nutella because of Lady Gaga? (:
<3
yeaah, target put it on saale (: haha
“In a letter to ‘Dear Abby’ a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in...”
– Abigail Van Buren (via gaywrites)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Bruno Mars should be on Jersey Shore.
forealztiff:
He’ll catch the grenades for you..
Ugg Boots and Shorts
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT?
exactly! ^
…yeaah hi,
im a teacher and im gonna give you packets of homework on stuff we didnt learn!
fuucking hate school :/
When I draw a circle:
Expectation:
Reality:
